Following the success of their previous productions of Death of a Salesman and Of Mice and Men, director Beth Kelley and her company Side of the Road Theater Co. are back with a contemporary dramatic comedy, sure to make audiences revel.
In The Realistic Joneses, we meet Bob and Jennifer and their new neighbors, John and Pony, two suburban couples who have even more in common than their identical homes and their shared last names. As their relationships begin to irrevocably intertwine, the Joneses must decide between their idyllic fantasies and their imperfect realities.
Table seating available, but does not include a cocktail server.
The Milford Theater Bar will be open one hour before the show, serving wine, beer, cocktails and concessions!
Enjoy a cozy fire-side snack for two in our beautiful garden! Your S’mores Kit will include marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate from Electric City Sweets.
Make the most out of your outdoor adventure in the Poconos with our Outdoor Adventure Kit. This kit includes essential items such as wet wipes, bug repellent, sunscreen, a keychain, bottled water, a granola bar, and a cooling towel to keep you comfortable and refreshed throughout your adventure. Add it to your hotel reservation now for a hassle-free outdoor experience.
This will be available on select weekends throughout the spring/summer season until we decide to add Autumn as well. Rate of $10 per guest.
“Free Mountain Biking for 2 with a two-night, mid-week stay” This offer is available from May 30th to October 31st, 2023.
The rental rate for this is $50 per person for a 24-hour rental.
Escape to the stunning natural beauty of the Poconos with an all-inclusive guided canoe trip down the Delaware River, offered by Kittatinny Canoes. With expert guides and transportation included, you can relax and enjoy this adventure. Whether you’re a seasoned paddler or taking on the river for the first time, our team will ensure a safe and unforgettable trip. Book now and experience the thrill of the rapids in one of the most beautiful areas in the country.
This experience is available Saturdays & Sundays. Transportation is provided. Departure from the hotel is at 10AM. This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes. Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance.
Indulge in a tranquil rafting journey down the serene Delaware River in the Poconos with Kittatinny Canoes. Our comprehensive package covers transportation to and from the river, as well as guided kayaking. Reserve your spot today for an idyllic outdoor escape.
This experience is available Saturdays & Sundays. Transportation is provided. Departure from the hotel is at 10AM. This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes. Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance. Minimum of 3 people per raft.
Indulge in a tranquil rafting journey down the serene Delaware River in the Poconos with Kittatinny Canoes. Our comprehensive package covers transportation to and from the river, as well as a guided rafting excursion through gentle rapids. Reserve your spot today for an idyllic outdoor escape.
This experience is available Saturdays & Sundays. Transportation is provided. Departure from the hotel is at 10AM. This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes. Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance. Minimum of 3 people per raft.
Escape to the stunning natural beauty of the Poconos with an all-inclusive hotel add-on experience that includes a tubing trip down the Delaware River. Sponsored by Kittatinny Canoes, our expert guides will ensure a safe and enjoyable trip, with transportation to and from the river included. Relax and take in the beautiful scenery of the Poconos as you float down the river. Book now and experience the ultimate outdoor adventure.
This experience is available Saturdays & Sundays. Transportation is provided. Departure from the hotel is at 10AM. This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes. Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance.
Indulge in a tranquil rafting journey down the serene Delaware River in the Poconos with Kittatinny Canoes. Our comprehensive package covers transportation to and from the river, as well as a guided rafting excursion through gentle rapids. Reserve your spot today for an idyllic outdoor escape.
FREE rafting when you stay at least 2 nights with us. And $50 per regular guest.
This experience is available Monday – Friday Transportation is provided Departure from the hotel is at 10AM This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance. Minimum of 2 people per raft.
Join us for a thrilling kayaking adventure on the Delaware River, sponsored by Kittatiny Canoes! Our package includes transportation and all necessary gear for a full day of paddling in the beautiful Poconos. Whether you’re a beginner or an experienced kayaker, this adventure is perfect for anyone looking to immerse themselves in nature and enjoy some excitement on the water.
This experience is available Monday – Friday Transportation is provided Departure from the hotel is at 10AM This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance.
Escape to the stunning natural beauty of the Poconos with an all-inclusive guided canoe trip down the Delaware River, offered by Kittatinny Canoes. With expert guides and transportation included, you can relax and enjoy this adventure. Whether you’re a seasoned paddler or taking on the river for the first time, our team will ensure a safe and unforgettable trip. Book now and experience the thrill of the rapids in one of the most beautiful areas in the country.
This experience is available Monday – Friday Transportation is provided Departure from the hotel is at 10AM This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance.
Escape to the stunning natural beauty of the Poconos with an amazing outdoor experience that includes a tubing trip down the Delaware River, offered by Kittatinny Canoes. Their expert guides will ensure a safe and enjoyable trip with transportation to and from the river included. Relax and take in the beautiful scenery of the Poconos as you float down the Delaware River. Book now and experience the ultimate outdoor adventure.
This experience is available Monday – Friday Transportation is provided Departure from the hotel is at 10AM This service is provided by Kittatinny Canoes Experience must be booked at least 48 hours in advance.
Enhance your stay with your special someone by booking our Romance Package!
Package Includes:
Available From Thursday, November 10, 2022
Available To Friday, November 10, 2045
Entertainment by Murder Cafe
This is a Two Part Show Experience. Part One unfolds on Saturday April 22nd at 7:30 PM, and Part Two takes place the following afternoon (Sunday April 23rd) at 12:00 PM.
Doors and the Milford Theater Bar open one hour prior to showtime serving beer wine cocktails and concessions.
Each ticket ($125.00 + fees) includes the price of dinner and the two part show for one (1).
To book the fully immersive experience (hotel stay dinner & two-part show for two {2}) please contact the hotel of your choice (Hotel Fauchere, The Tom Quick Inn or La Posada).**
**Two-Person Minimum
